#166685 - 07/03/08 11:48 AM
Re: I Hate Vandals
[Re: Ady]
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Help me. Help me.
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#166695 - 07/03/08 02:26 PM
Re: I Hate Vandals
[Re: MarcStitz]
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Registered: 03/15/07
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Loc: Ontario
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I wish he headbutting instead of kicking Now that would have been good. The little guy had his taste of karma now didn't he.
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#166704 - 07/03/08 06:43 PM
Re: I Hate Vandals
[Re: 1whiteduck]
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Registered: 09/10/07
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Loc: Michigan, next to Canada
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There was NBC, ABC, CBS, BBC, CBC, A(ustralian)BC, MTV...
This is a perfect example of DATV - DumbAssTV.
I hope when this kid went to hospital the doctor laughed his/her butt off when the kid tried to explain how he got the injury.
A few years ago, when I still lived in Indiana, my wife and I kept finding golf balls in our yard (we lived nowhere near a golf course) and cracks in our siding (which wasn't cheap to replace). One night, we came home and found two kids in the next block hitting golf balls in our residential area.
I held one up and said, "THE NEXT GOLF BALL THAT COMES INTO MY YARD GETS SHOVED UP THE ASS OF THE ONE WHO HIT IT!"
The kids tried to say "we didn't do it"...but we didn't find anymore golf balls.
Ady is right. No sympathy.
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Don't sit down on the plexiglass toilet...
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#166725 - 07/04/08 07:07 AM
Re: I Hate Vandals
[Re: The Butt]
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Registered: 10/21/06
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Loc: Nova Scotia, Canada
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I wish I had a cool story like that.
I remember one time there were 2 kids walking down the streets of my house and they were putting the flags up on all the mail-boxes. My dad pretty much just told them to fuck off, and the next morning, our mailbox was completely destroyed.
I hate Vandals.
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I don't agree that Maiden brought metal to a new level - they just really made it more cartoonish. I think Sabbath have never been bettered as a metal band, they were there real thing and a lot of the newer bands albeit pretty good don't have that genuine heart and grittiness that Sabbath had because of the time and place that they came from. Awesome.
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#166734 - 07/04/08 10:52 AM
Re: I Hate Vandals
[Re: DiosSword]
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Registered: 06/14/05
Posts: 4723
Loc: São Paulo - Paradise In Earth
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There was NBC, ABC, CBS, BBC, CBC, A(ustralian)BC, MTV...
This is a perfect example of DATV - DumbAssTV.
I hope when this kid went to hospital the doctor laughed his/her butt off when the kid tried to explain how he got the injury.
A few years ago, when I still lived in Indiana, my wife and I kept finding golf balls in our yard (we lived nowhere near a golf course) and cracks in our siding (which wasn't cheap to replace). One night, we came home and found two kids in the next block hitting golf balls in our residential area.
I held one up and said, "THE NEXT GOLF BALL THAT COMES INTO MY YARD GETS SHOVED UP THE ASS OF THE ONE WHO HIT IT!"
The kids tried to say "we didn't do it"...but we didn't find anymore golf balls.
Ady is right. No sympathy. That reminded me a old brazilian joke... There were three guys on a cruise, a american, a english and a portuguese, but the ship sinked. So, they swiwmed to a desert island. When they got there, the natives captured them and said: "You white people will die, unless you go to the jungle and bring me one fruit each. Do that and when you arrive, I will tell you what will happen". So, the three men went to the jungle for some hours and returned, one by one. The american brought a grap, the english brought a banana and the portuguese brought a pineaple. The native king said "Ok, one by one come to me, first the american.." The american went there, and the king said: Ok, put the fruit you got into your anus. If you laugh, you will die. The other two guys, on the waiting room, listened a screem and somebody left carrying the american's body. After that, the english entered the room with the banana, and the native king repeated the same speach. After some seconds, the portuguese fellow listened a scream and somebody left carrying the english's body. While that, the american and the english meet on heaven. The english asked the american "Hey, you had a grap! Why you laughed??".. And the american answered "The grap broke and the liquid tickled and make laugh"... So, the american looked to the english and asked "Why you died? You had a banana! It's anatomic!"... The english looked him and said "Well, when the king said that, I remembered the portuguese with the pineaple... And... well... "  I know it's cheesy
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#166750 - 07/04/08 07:39 PM
Re: I Hate Vandals
[Re: Ray Rules]
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Registered: 10/21/06
Posts: 824
Loc: Nova Scotia, Canada
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There was NBC, ABC, CBS, BBC, CBC, A(ustralian)BC, MTV...
This is a perfect example of DATV - DumbAssTV.
I hope when this kid went to hospital the doctor laughed his/her butt off when the kid tried to explain how he got the injury.
A few years ago, when I still lived in Indiana, my wife and I kept finding golf balls in our yard (we lived nowhere near a golf course) and cracks in our siding (which wasn't cheap to replace). One night, we came home and found two kids in the next block hitting golf balls in our residential area.
I held one up and said, "THE NEXT GOLF BALL THAT COMES INTO MY YARD GETS SHOVED UP THE ASS OF THE ONE WHO HIT IT!"
The kids tried to say "we didn't do it"...but we didn't find anymore golf balls.
Ady is right. No sympathy. That reminded me a old brazilian joke... There were three guys on a cruise, a american, a english and a portuguese, but the ship sinked. So, they swiwmed to a desert island. When they got there, the natives captured them and said: "You white people will die, unless you go to the jungle and bring me one fruit each. Do that and when you arrive, I will tell you what will happen". So, the three men went to the jungle for some hours and returned, one by one. The american brought a grap, the english brought a banana and the portuguese brought a pineaple. The native king said "Ok, one by one come to me, first the american.." The american went there, and the king said: Ok, put the fruit you got into your anus. If you laugh, you will die. The other two guys, on the waiting room, listened a screem and somebody left carrying the american's body. After that, the english entered the room with the banana, and the native king repeated the same speach. After some seconds, the portuguese fellow listened a scream and somebody left carrying the english's body. While that, the american and the english meet on heaven. The english asked the american "Hey, you had a grap! Why you laughed??".. And the american answered "The grap broke and the liquid tickled and make laugh"... So, the american looked to the english and asked "Why you died? You had a banana! It's anatomic!"... The english looked him and said "Well, when the king said that, I remembered the portuguese with the pineaple... And... well... "  I know it's cheesy 
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I don't agree that Maiden brought metal to a new level - they just really made it more cartoonish. I think Sabbath have never been bettered as a metal band, they were there real thing and a lot of the newer bands albeit pretty good don't have that genuine heart and grittiness that Sabbath had because of the time and place that they came from. Awesome.
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#166764 - 07/05/08 08:19 AM
Re: I Hate Vandals
[Re: WarningRules]
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Loc: Canada
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lol, i don't care too much about vandalism (unless it affects me personally... yes, I'm a douche) and I still think its hilarious. Kids a moron.
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