Favorite Movie/Song/TV Quotes

[Icarus]

Here are some of mine:

"All TV and no beer make Homer go crazy."-Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)T

"Wash your back so you won't stab mine."-Sweet Amber (Metallica)S

"A working class hero is something to be."-Working Class Hero (John Lennon)S

"You've got to be trusted by the people that you lie to."-Dogs (Pink Floyd)S

"Why should I be frightened of Death? I see no reason for it;we all gotta go sometime."-The Great Gig In The Sky (Pink Floyd)S

"I wish my life was a non-stop Hollywood movie show. A fantasy world of celluloid villans and heros, because celluloid heros never feel any pain, and celluloid heros never really die."-Celluloid Heros (The Kinks)S

"Would you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?"-Verbal Kint (The Usual Suspects)M

"All you need is love."-All You Need Is Love (The Beatles)S

"You're everything you need but still, suspicion holds you tight."-Suspicion Holds You Tight (Black Rebel Motorcycle Club)S

"Will you crack the sky? Scrapers fill the air. Will you keep on building higher 'till there's more room up there?"-Where Do The Children Play? (Cat Stevens)S

"Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues."-Get Rhythm (Johnny Cash)S

"That's 'good shooting', Charlie; there's no such thing as 'nice shooting'."-Reily (Land of The Dead)M

"If they hadn't of done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive."-Mr. Blonde (Resivoir Dogs)M

"I want to play a game..."-Jigsaw (Saw, Saw II)M

[ThW]

"I'm just a man and I am what I am, Nobody will ever change my ways" - You Won't Change Me (Black Sabbath) S

[Bills Fan]

Move over eggs, bacon just got a new friend, fudge - Homer Simpson

[Icarus]

"It's not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why."-Rusty (Ocean's Twelve)M

"I was born [with] a six-gun in my hand. Behind a gun, I'll make my final stand"-Bad Company (Bad Company)S

"The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back...I hope you never say a word."-Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)TV

[Ady]

From Apocalypse Now:

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?

Lance: What?

Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Some day this war's gonna end...

[Ray Rules]

The Godfather: " Leave the gun, take the canolli" - Pete Clemenza

Full Metal Jacket: "This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

[Nero]

My hovercraft is full of eels ~ Monty Python

[Axe fiend]

"When that rope starts to pull tight, You can feel the devil bite your ass!" - Tuco (The good, the bad and the ugly)

"Oh I've got a helmet, I got a beauty!" - Jack Nicholson (Easy Rider)

"Would you look at the pelicans fly? Come on pelicans!" - Tony Montana (Scarface)

"You'll need a size ten courage, would you like it with a vest or two pair of pants?" - The Wizard (Tales of the Wizard of Oz)

"We're not responsible, We're Irresponsible!" - Scum of the Earth (WKRP in Cincinnati)

"Right on Man, Hey I didn't know Your name was Alex." - Pedro (Up in Smoke)

[RF]

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My hovercraft is full of eels ~ Monty Python

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Priceless! A classic

[Gardener]

- "Mais, vous n'êtes pas mort, espèce de connard ?!" ("But, weren't you dead, you asshole ?!" - Arthur to Parcival in French series "Kaamelott")

- "Heaven is for heroes and Hell is full of fools" - Ozzy Osbourne, "Revelation (Mother Earth)".

- "Too much is not enough" - from some VNV Nation song, can't remember the title.

- "Are you Odile Deraie ?" "No, I'm the Pope and I'm waiting for my sister" - Serge Karamazof (French movie "La cité de la peur").

- "Off the limits, over the line, keep on coming back, time after time" - Phenomena, "No Retreat, No Surrender".

- "Mais c'est pas vrai, ils ont tous décidé de faire chier un clown aujourd'hui !" ("Can't believe it, they all decided they should make a clown go insane today !" (French Z movie "Terror Of Prehistoric Creatures From Outer Space")

[BlackStone]

"I should imagine that hanging yourself is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. One minute, you're jerking around, the tongue's sticking out, your eyes bulging, face goes red. And the next thing you know, you're in heaven."

Swiss Toni

[M Williams]

I love some of the Swiss Tony quotes.

[Ady]

Another quote from Apocalypse Now:

Willard: [voiceover] Saigon... shit; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.

[BlackStone]

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I love some of the Swiss Tony quotes.

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His name is Toni. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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[M Williams]

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I love some of the Swiss Tony quotes.

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His name is Toni. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow...swiss_1024.jpg

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Well I apologise sincerely. I feel like i've made a complete ass of myself in front of the whole board! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Icarus]

"Get busy living or get busy dying."-Andy Dufresne (The Shawshank Redemption)M Only the BEST MOVIE EVER!

[Guillesab]

Groucho Marx Quotes:

"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury"
"I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!"
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook."
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."
"Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?"
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"

[Psycho Man]

Along Came Polly
"Its not about what happened to you in the past, or what you think might happen to you in the future, its the ride for christ's sake. There's no point in going through all this shit if you're not gonna enjoy the ride...but you were funny as hell playing those bagpipes, did I ever tell you that?

I don't think I've ever heard you speak before sir"

Lord Of The Rings Two Towers
"Sam: It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end it's only a passing thing this shadow, even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it'll shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think Mr. Frodo, I do understand, I know now folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going because they were holding on to something.

Frodo: What are we holding onto, Sam?

Sam: That there's some good in the world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."

[BlackStone]

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I love some of the Swiss Tony quotes.

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His name is Toni. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/fastshow...swiss_1024.jpg

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Well I apologise sincerely. I feel like i've made a complete ass of myself in front of the whole board! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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No need to be sarcastic. I was just pointing out that he has a woman's name.

[M Williams]

Hey man, I meant it as a joke. I am quite a sarcastic guy, but I only mean for my sarcasm to be on friendly terms. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[BlackStone]

Ok, maybe I need to loosen up. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[BlackStone]

Here's another from Swiss:

"Having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You get on the couch, string them along with some half-lie and evasions, probe some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money."

[Nero]

"You make The Lord VERY nervous!" ~ Deacon, <u>Little Nicky</u> (Played by Quentin Tarantino)

[ThW]

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"You make The Lord VERY nervous!" ~ Deacon, <u>Little Nicky</u> (Played by Quentin Tarantino)

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Oh man, I love that movie, one of the best Adam Sandler movies ever.

[M Williams]

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Ok, maybe I need to loosen up. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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It was probably my fault. I probably should've put a grinning smiley after my sarcastic response, then you would've known that I was being sarcastic.

[Ray Rules]

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Willard: [voiceover] Saigon... shit; I'm still only in Saigon... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer; every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around, the walls moved in a little tighter.

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So fucking good this lines man!

[Ady]

Apocalypse Now is full of great quotes! So, here's a couple more:

Willard: [voiceover] How many people had I already killed? There was about six that I know about for sure. Close enough to blow their last breath in my face. But this time it was an American and an officer. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. Shit... charging a man with murder in this place is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?

[while flying in a helicopter with air Cavalry soldiers]
Chef: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
Soldier: So we don't get balls blown off.
[Chef laughs loudly, then after thinking about it for a second, sits on his helmet]

[Nero]

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Apocalypse Now is full of great quotes!

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Indeed, like this gem:

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What the hell do you know about surfing? You're from goddamned New Jersey.

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[Nero]

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! ~ Team America, World Police

[Icarus]

LOL, I love that one

[IommiRules]

I'm walking out the door in a minute, so I'll post more later. This one is one of my all time favorites.

Homer Simpson: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Why do things that happen to STUPID people keep happening to ME?"

[hipster doofus]

Like IommiRules, two of my favorites are from the Simpsons...

Homer: Stop being such babies. You can't be afraid to try new things. For instance, tonight I'm using a...Apu, what do you call this thing again?
Apu: A napkin.
Homer: Hahahaha! Outrageous!

AND

Moe: ...or you could steal a boat and sail out to international waters.
Homer: What's that, a theme park?
Moe: ...no, the ocean.

[-E5150 StarWanderer-]

^ Love your signatures, Iommi Rules and Hipster Doofus. I'm a huge Simpsons fan as well, and Homer certainly has plethora of quotes that are amongst the all time greatest. Here are some of my favorites:

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

Fat homer: I dont want to look like an idiot... ill take the moo moo." - Homer shopping for clothers for large men.

Marge: The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woohoo, four day weekend!

Some other great Simpson quotes:

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

Barney: May day, may day! The engine room has sprung a leak! It's filling up with a clear, non-alcoholic liquid!
Homer: You mean water?
Barney: Yeah, that's it.

[DISCMAN1969]

In honor of good ol Leslie Neilson

AIRPLANE:

Striker:"Surely you can't be serious?"
Dr. Rumack: " I am serious.And don't call me Shirley"

Think I might watch that classic tonight.

[-E5150 StarWanderer-]

^ Love your signatures, Iommi Rules and Hipster Doofus. I'm a huge Simpsons fan as well, and Homer certainly has plethora of quotes that are amongst the all time greatest. Here are some of my favorites:

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

Fat homer: I dont want to look like an idiot... ill take the moo moo." - Homer shopping for clothers for large men.

Marge: The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woohoo, four day weekend!

Some other great Simpson quotes:

Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Willie: You just made an enemy for life!

Barney: May day, may day! The engine room has sprung a leak! It's filling up with a clear, non-alcoholic liquid!
Homer: You mean water?
Barney: Yeah, that's it.

Here's more quotes that I find to be pure greatness:

Frasier:

Daphne: It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.
Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!

Frasier has just been approached for an autograph in Café Nervosa, and told he is “the smartest guy on the face of the earth”
Frasier: Well, one does hear tales of a certain wise man in Tibet, but why split hairs? (signs autograph, exit fan) Where was I?
Niles: You were last seen hiking up Mount Ego.

Frasier: [about Daphne] She's psychic. We've decided to find it charming.

Martin: One minute it's just a blob in some lady's stomach, the next minute it's a person. Blob... Person.
Frasier: The miracle of birth, summed up in one poetic phrase.

The Expendables:

Gunnar Jenssen: Warning shot! [rips a man in half with a grenade launcher]

South Park:

Doctor: The crap is simply too big, Mr. Marsh. We must perform a Caesarean!
Randy Marsh: But then, does it still count?
Bono: Oh no! The biggest crap means you crapped it out!
Broloff: I believe that's true. We are sorry, Mr. Marsh, but, if you cannot crap out the crap, it's not really a crap.

After the leader of the American Catholic League, Bill Donohue, has given an order to kill Jesus who'was interfering with their actions
Pope: Ok, it's definately not christian to kill Jesus.

Seinfeld:

The Soup Nazi: NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[ozzy4president]

why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me-homer simpson
oh my god ozzy osbourne bit kenny's head off-stan marsh
the poor are always being f-ed over by the rich always have always will-keith david

[DiosSword]

"I know."

Harrison Ford as Han Solo, to Princess Leia in The Empire Strikes Back after she said "I love you."

Ford ad-libbed the line. The script and novel had him saying "Just remember that, because I'll be back."

[supermall]

Still old shcool though ,play me any Kenny Rogers album and l will be fine.

[-E5150 StarWanderer-]

Earlier this week I watched a classic Simpsons episode "Radioactive Man". This episode has what I find to be one of the best Simpsons moments. A picture (well, in this case a moving picture) is worth a thousand words, so:



And one of the most immortal South Park quotes: "FUCK YOU WHALE! AND FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!" - The Japanese



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Now that I'm on a roll, here's another brilliant Simpspn quote, again with Rainier Wolfcastle:

Rainier: The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost 80 million dollars.

Jay: How do you sleep at night?

Rainier: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

Jay: Just asking. Yeesh!

[kentuckyfan]

Ok here is the best movie quote I ever heard. It is from the British movie A Cook A Thief His Wife and Her Lover. The Thief had killed the lover and the wife had the cook bake him and she has a gun to the thiefs head and says " The cock is especially good " This is a must see movie.