A little background on this one! In Sweden we love to tell stories about how stupid Norwegians are. In Norway they love to tell stories about how stupid we Swedes are.
Here we go!
A Swede sits at a café having breakfast. Beside him there's a Norwegian frenetically chewing on a chewing gum.
- Do you Swedes eat all of the bread? asks the Norwegian
- Yes of course we do, replies the Swede a bit confused.
The Norwegian plays with the gum in his mouth and says:
-We don't! In Norway we only eat the soft part of the bread. The end crusts we collect in containers, re-bake and sell as croissants to Sweden.
The Norwegian goes on:
-Do you have marmelade to your bread as well?
The Swede is now slightly irritated:
-Yes of course!
While the Norwegian loudly chews on his gum he says:
-In Norway we only eat fresh fruit for breakfast. What's left of it, we collect in containers, make marmelade out of it and sell to Sweden.
Now the Swede asks:
-Tell me, do you have sex in Norway?
The Norwegian smiles and answers:
-Well, of course we have sex!
The Swede leans over the table and asks:
-What do you do with your condoms when you've used them?
-We throw them away, of course! replies the Norwegian
-Aah, in Sweden we don't, smiles the Swede, we collect all used condoms in containers, melt them down, re-make them to chewing gum and sell it to Norway!