That last shot cracked me up! Nice review, I agree that Jake E Lee is right up there with the other Ozzy guitarists, I think that maybe because he was the guy during Ozzy's glam phase has "hurt his legacy" or something like that.
This might be my least favorite Ozzy album of the 80s, but I'm not going to go into all of that. I do think the song Bark at the Moon is great though. Funny story, when this album came out one of my older brothers bought it and after I listened to it a few times and decided I didn't like it much, I wrote a letter to Ozzy using an address that was listed on the back cover, asking him to make another album like Speak of the Devil. I was only 8, I guess I thought he would really read the letter. I was really disappointed when all I got back in the mail was an Ozzy merchandise catalog. Yeah I was kind of a dumb ass