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  • #16
    Nice Typhon and Sin!!

    Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!!!!!!
    Do what thou will shall be the whole of the law

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Sin Cardinal Sin View Post
      One Sabbath Day in 2027 Ward's not on the bill There's no one else to play with Sharon's given up dictating and playing Yoko Full of years worth of loot, she heads to Acapulco ... and emails a divorce notice. Ozzy has stumbled to the floor He's had one too many the night before ... singing backup for Kelly. Tony's fingers won't play again He's now wondering ... ballet? Or just pool If only he were in contact with Martin or Gillan still alive. Geezer doesn't have to work, he has his own butler And a chauffeur, a maid, and anything else you can think of. Rick Rubin now performs all instruments himself He sucks and harder than ever He has no debut album to rip off. It was good while it lasted And while Ozzy lasted Dio made it out just in time A postcard arrives from Sweden Thank you for the music, it says Signed, Abba.
      Oh my God this is hilarious! You should take it on the road chap!

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Charger View Post
        A very healthy reminder indeed!

        And Typhon great little poem there! And SCS that one gave me few good chuckles! Good job!
        Yes, a very healthy reminder. Fortunately, not much flaming goes on here. I go on many other forums, and I get flamed all of the time.
        You tried to suppress me
        But nothing holds me down
        Just when you think you're happy
        I come around

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        • #19
          Nice work Typhon. You're our resident Poet Laureate on here.



          The other one sucked hard!!

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          • #20
            Sucked harder than a 3 horsepower Powermatic 1900 series.
            Last edited by OIM; 12-25-2015, 02:39 PM.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Charger View Post
              A very healthy reminder indeed!

              And Typhon great little poem there! And SCS that one gave me few good chuckles! Good job!
              Cheers, Charger.

              Thanks OID and Thelemech!

              Actually thank you to those who didn't like it as well because it is an equally great compliment to get bad reviews from the less laid back elements of society. In the spirit of Christmas, Ho, ho, ho!
              Last edited by Sin Cardinal Sin; 12-25-2015, 03:19 PM.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Charger View Post
                And Typhon great little poem there!
                Thanks very much, buddy.

                Originally posted by Jack the Stripper View Post
                Nice work Typhon. You're our resident Poet Laureate on here.
                Greatly appreciate the compliment. Means a lot.
                Sometimes these things just pop into my mind.
                Can't really explain it.
                Nobody I know is gonna take my rock & roll away from me.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Typhon View Post
                  Sometimes these things just pop into my mind.
                  Can't really explain it.
                  Interesting.

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                  • #24
                    Typhon, excellent job! I know what you mean, sometimes a few lines, or more, form in your mind.

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                    • #25
                      I was listening to Supernaut stoned while reading this. Super entertaining.

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