Random Thought Thread

[EDTRADER]

Here's a random thought, Are there any midget gynecologist? Can you imagine a midget having to use a step latter to reach their patient for that?

[Iron Wizard]

Here's a random thought, Are there any midget gynecologist? Can you imagine a midget having to use a step latter to reach their patient for that?

That would probably be very invasive seeming to most women, with the gynecologist's face up in there so close.
I've never seen a midget at any job. I've seen them walking around.


No offense to them, but I get a little uncomfortable around them. I know that sound mean, but my mother always says stuff like "don't stare!." I then feel compelled to stare. I feel bad for dwarves, though.

[Typhon]

That would probably be very invasive seeming to most women, with the gynecologist's face up in there so close.
I've never seen a midget at any job. I've seen them walking around.


No offense to them, but I get a little uncomfortable around them. I know that sound mean, but my mother always says stuff like "don't stare!." I then feel compelled to stare. I feel bad for dwarves, though.

The plural of dwarf is dwarfs.

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

The plural of dwarf is dwarfs.

Technically you're correct, but anyone who plays Dungeons and Dragons will use Dwarves as they felt it looked and sounded less clumsy.

[Billy Underdog]

Have anyone ever heard of a female gynecologist?

[Sicko FanAtic]

Whenever I think of midgets I think of this song, with the awesome line "As I stood in line to climb aboard, a midget went insane." followed by insane midget music

[Vynlsol]

Whenever I think of midgets I think of this song, with the awesome line "As I stood in line to climb aboard, a midget went insane." followed by insane midget music

Obligatory Randy Newman plug.

[devstorm]

So far on the randomness scale this thread is stuck in a rut.. or maybe thats a runt.



Can I buy a roman numeral Mr. Sajak?

[Iron Wizard]

Technically you're correct, but anyone who plays Dungeons and Dragons will use Dwarves as they felt it looked and sounded less clumsy.

It does sound better. I don't play Dungeons and Dragons, by the way. I looked up my user name to see if there are any other connotations, and I found something about Dungeons and Dragons. I was actually debating how to spell it, I just figured "dwarves."

[Iron Wizard]

Whenever I think of midgets I think of this song, with the awesome line "As I stood in line to climb aboard, a midget went insane." followed by insane midget music

Insane midget music?

[Franklin]

Earlier today I was randomly thinking, what is the distribution of blood types? And further, is the distribution more or less the same in different parts of the world? The people at the blood bank used to say I had a rare blood type, but I'd like to know the actual percentage of the population. I haven't had a chance to google for an answer yet. Is that random enough?

[Iron Wizard]

I just had a random thought: what if lightning strikes a steel roller coaster track, while it is in operation?
I'm pretty sure the riders would be insulated by the roller coaster car and the rubber wheels, but what if it jumped up to the metal bottom of the car?


I know this is unlikely, but it would be really cool, but dangerous, if the roller coaster car stopped dead from the lightning, or it sped up. It would look really cool.


I'm not saying I think this would happen, though. It would have to melt the bearings together.

[Franklin]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_...ion_by_country

[Sicko FanAtic]

While wandering through the whistling thistles of heaven, I came across an ancient book, all bound in leather. When I opened it up, a pop out figure of Ian Anderson yelled "Happy Birthday!", but it wasn't my birthday, so I figured there must be somebody behind me. I turned around and saw the devil! I was like "Wait a minute, this place IS hell!" and I heard the distant sound of Ian Gillan shrieking. Started to run, but there was no reason, I couldn't escape the fate of the black moon rising, calling out my name. Sigh.

Billy, Johnny, and Fred, believe me when I tell you this, you will see, you will hear, the all knowing charlatans are at the door.

Country fish are fired in special sauce.

Random.

[Typhon]

Technically you're correct, but anyone who plays Dungeons and Dragons will use Dwarves as they felt it looked and sounded less clumsy.

It does sound better. I don't play Dungeons and Dragons, by the way. I looked up my user name to see if there are any other connotations, and I found something about Dungeons and Dragons. I was actually debating how to spell it, I just figured "dwarves."

Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? Noooooo...