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    I wish Psyco Man would remember to post another wish.

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    [From Psyco] I wish I would stop forgetting to make a wish after the isfortune part

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    I wish Icarus knew which wishes already have been wished.

    The blood runs free
    The rain turns red
    Give me the wine you keep the bread

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    He does, but he also knows your ATM PIN number and drains your account.

    I wish I had tickets to the opening Red Sox-Yankees game on Monday.

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    You do but in the first inning you get beamed on the head by a homerun and are rushed to the hospital and you miss the rest of the game

    I wish gas prices would drop and reamins dropped
    "I want to tell you, yeah
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    Sleeping here with you tonight
    And thatís for real"
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    You do but in the first inning you get beamed on the head by a homerun and are rushed to the hospital and you miss the rest of the game

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    There'd certainly be nothing wrong with that! No doubt I'd get to keep the ball and get some free box seats as a result!

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    I wish gas prices would drop and reamins dropped

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    They do, but only because cars become illegal and everyone is forced to walk everywhere, and thus there is no demand for gas.

    I wish I could afford to buy all the albums on my Amazon Wish list (which is currently 170 items strong).

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    You can afford to buy all the albums on your Amazon Wish list, but once you buy all the albums you want your house is attacked by smurfs and they steal everything you ever owned. Damn those smurfs!

    I wish I could meet Ozzy Osbourne.

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    you do but it is when you walk in on him and Sharon doing the nasty and you are knocked into a coma

    I wish I had 10 million dollars
    "I want to tell you, yeah
    How Good It Feels
    Sleeping here with you tonight
    And thatís for real"
    -Sometimes I'm Happy 8/5/75

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    You get 10 Million dollars but sharon robs the second you got it.

    I wish I had some rockies tickets for there next home game
    Vic always says 'killing is my business, and business is good'.. He can play the symphony of destruction, after all the worlds needs a hero because the system has failed. Vic is on the killing road to Hangar 18, and he will Take No Prisioners on this holy wars.

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    You get the tickets and manage to make it to the game but tragically, the Rockies end up losing 21-0 which ultimatly sends them on a 40 game losing streak.

    I wish the school year wasn't so long.

  9. #169

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    The school year is shorter but unfortunately so is the year so you end up going to school all the time.

    I wish girls wouldn't be paranoid that guys are cheating on them.

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    They aren't, but they all become MASSIVE hypocondriacs

    I wish that I would get the job I'm applying for.

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    you do but you only get fifty cnets an hour

    I wish my feet were so cold
    "I want to tell you, yeah
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    Sleeping here with you tonight
    And thatís for real"
    -Sometimes I'm Happy 8/5/75

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    They are so cold you can't move at all.

    I wish I had a good job.
    I'm just a man and I am what I am,
    Nobody will ever change my ways.

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    You do, but no one appreciates the work you do and you kill everyone and get life in prison.

    I wish my friend wasn't so upset because I pissed her off. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    She killed you and now she's all better. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    I wish I had a privat jet.
    I'm just a man and I am what I am,
    Nobody will ever change my ways.

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    You get a private jet but during your first time flying it, you end up crashing it while trying to take off.


    I wish I could breathe under water.

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    you can but foget how to use your lungs and are forced to stay underwater during the winter when you die of pneumonia

    I wish my mom wasn't being such a bitch
    "I want to tell you, yeah
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    Sleeping here with you tonight
    And thatís for real"
    -Sometimes I'm Happy 8/5/75

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    She isn't. She's dead.

    I wish there wasn't a print icon at the top of every page that I keep accidentally hitting

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    There isn't, you just have a virus on your computer

    I wish women only got their period once every six months.
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    They do, but barly no new babies will be born and the Humans die out.

    I wish it wasn't so late in the evening.

    The blood runs free
    The rain turns red
    Give me the wine you keep the bread

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    There is no more evening, because the Earth has been thrown off its axis and it is now always daytime. Eventually, all life on Earth dies.

    I wish rappers would stop sampling rock songs.

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    They do, but rockers start sampling rap songs

    I wish my dog didn't die.

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    Instead of your dog dying, you die.


    I wish that I didn't have any homework right now.

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    You don't have homework because you've been kicked out of school.

    I wish I had a great job.

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    You have it, but you are not prepared for it, so you got fired and never get a job again. You end living in the streets, by the way.
    I wish I have more time to do the things I like, instead of job.

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    You get more time to do the things you want but as a result, you end up spending less and less time at work which ultimatly results in you being unable to pay your bills.

    I wish that the average teenager made more than minimium wage at their jobs.

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    a new bill is passed and they get $100 an hour which results in the economy collapsing
    "I want to tell you, yeah
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    Sleeping here with you tonight
    And thatís for real"
    -Sometimes I'm Happy 8/5/75

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    a new bill is passed and they get $100 an hour which results in the economy collapsing

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    You will get the... ... but as a reaction to that... ... and you die.



    I wish I didn't have a runny nose.

    The blood runs free
    The rain turns red
    Give me the wine you keep the bread

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    i'm not very good at this game
    "I want to tell you, yeah
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    Sleeping here with you tonight
    And thatís for real"
    -Sometimes I'm Happy 8/5/75

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    you can say that again [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    okay, i'm not very good at this game
    "I want to tell you, yeah
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    Sleeping here with you tonight
    And thatís for real"
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    That's better...

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    I wish I didn't have a runny nose.

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    You don't have a runny nose. That's your brain melting and dripping out of your nostrils.

    I wish John Kerry had won the election.
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    John Kerry wins the election-- he is now President of the KKK. Congradulations, John Kerry!

    (Or, alternatively: John Kerry wins the election. John Archibald Kerry, the most ultra-conservative politician the nation has ever seen. Congradulations, John A. Kerry!)

    I wish I had tickets to Guns 'N' Roses in NY next week.

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    You go to Guns'n'Roses, but just a moment before the concert your taste have changed. You have suddenly become a world biggest Britney Spears fan.

    I wish all my wishes come true.

    --Leonid

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    they do but you don't recieve them...I do

    I wish Dimebag was still alive

    (RIP DD)
    "I want to tell you, yeah
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    He's still alive, but he tarnishes his legacy by spending the rest of his career in a Hanson cover band.

    I wish Tommy Bolin was still alive.

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    He is alive, but all the years of drugs has made him just like Ozzy, so he can't play guitar anymore.

    I wish I had ever Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, Pink Floyd, Iron maiden, and Therion cd

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    You have them all, but in your entire life you donīt have any CD player or computer to listen to them.
    I wish I find something funny to wish.

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    you wish you were a 40 year old transvestite

    I wish I was funny
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    And thatís for real"
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    You are...funny lookin' that is! (lame, I know)

    I wish I could have gotten a chance to say goodbye to my friend for the summer

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