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    Here's a random thought, Are there any midget gynecologist? Can you imagine a midget having to use a step latter to reach their patient for that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EDTRADER View Post
    Here's a random thought, Are there any midget gynecologist? Can you imagine a midget having to use a step latter to reach their patient for that?

    That would probably be very invasive seeming to most women, with the gynecologist's face up in there so close.
    I've never seen a midget at any job. I've seen them walking around.


    No offense to them, but I get a little uncomfortable around them. I know that sound mean, but my mother always says stuff like "don't stare!." I then feel compelled to stare. I feel bad for dwarves, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Wizard View Post
    That would probably be very invasive seeming to most women, with the gynecologist's face up in there so close.
    I've never seen a midget at any job. I've seen them walking around.


    No offense to them, but I get a little uncomfortable around them. I know that sound mean, but my mother always says stuff like "don't stare!." I then feel compelled to stare. I feel bad for dwarves, though.
    The plural of dwarf is dwarfs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Typhon View Post
    The plural of dwarf is dwarfs.
    Technically you're correct, but anyone who plays Dungeons and Dragons will use Dwarves as they felt it looked and sounded less clumsy.
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    Have anyone ever heard of a female gynecologist?
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    Whenever I think of midgets I think of this song, with the awesome line "As I stood in line to climb aboard, a midget went insane." followed by insane midget music

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicko FanAtic View Post
    Whenever I think of midgets I think of this song, with the awesome line "As I stood in line to climb aboard, a midget went insane." followed by insane midget music
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    So far on the randomness scale this thread is stuck in a rut.. or maybe thats a runt.



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    Quote Originally Posted by KiloDeltaCharlie View Post
    Technically you're correct, but anyone who plays Dungeons and Dragons will use Dwarves as they felt it looked and sounded less clumsy.

    It does sound better. I don't play Dungeons and Dragons, by the way. I looked up my user name to see if there are any other connotations, and I found something about Dungeons and Dragons. I was actually debating how to spell it, I just figured "dwarves."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sicko FanAtic View Post
    Whenever I think of midgets I think of this song, with the awesome line "As I stood in line to climb aboard, a midget went insane." followed by insane midget music


    Insane midget music?
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    Earlier today I was randomly thinking, what is the distribution of blood types? And further, is the distribution more or less the same in different parts of the world? The people at the blood bank used to say I had a rare blood type, but I'd like to know the actual percentage of the population. I haven't had a chance to google for an answer yet. Is that random enough?
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    I just had a random thought: what if lightning strikes a steel roller coaster track, while it is in operation?
    I'm pretty sure the riders would be insulated by the roller coaster car and the rubber wheels, but what if it jumped up to the metal bottom of the car?


    I know this is unlikely, but it would be really cool, but dangerous, if the roller coaster car stopped dead from the lightning, or it sped up. It would look really cool.


    I'm not saying I think this would happen, though. It would have to melt the bearings together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiloDeltaCharlie View Post
    Technically you're correct, but anyone who plays Dungeons and Dragons will use Dwarves as they felt it looked and sounded less clumsy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Wizard View Post
    It does sound better. I don't play Dungeons and Dragons, by the way. I looked up my user name to see if there are any other connotations, and I found something about Dungeons and Dragons. I was actually debating how to spell it, I just figured "dwarves."
    Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? Noooooo...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Typhon View Post
    Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? Noooooo...
    That's an improvement, no?
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiloDeltaCharlie View Post
    That's an improvement, no?
    Now what could you guys in England know about speaking Eng... hey, wait a minute!
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    Another random thought: many Black Sabbath fans do you think there are on this planet?


    I'm guessing a few million, not counting people that just like Sabbath. I'm talking about actual fans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Wizard View Post
    Another random thought: many Black Sabbath fans do you think there are on this planet?


    I'm guessing a few million, not counting people that just like Sabbath. I'm talking about actual fans.
    If by "actual fans" you mean people who listen to Sabbath music on a regular basis,
    then I would guess less than 1 million.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Wizard View Post
    Another random thought: many Black Sabbath fans do you think there are on this planet?


    I'm guessing a few million, not counting people that just like Sabbath. I'm talking about actual fans.
    Easily a few million, probably more.
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    It's raining at the moment...
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    I meant to say "how many."

    I'm not getting any interesting weather right now...
    I just wish it would be winter. I want snow instead of sun and swimming pools.


    Just recently, I went to a water park sick, and rode a bunch of slides, some that were on the extreme side of things. It's just weird feeling to be swimming at a water park with a fever, it's like your wet, cold, and hot at the same time. The chlorine is also bad for your sinuses.


    I used to love going to water parks, because they were a nice alternative to dry amusement parks, because I was affairs of roller coasters and other thrill rides. I love them now, and I don't like the water park as much now.


    Anyways, here's a random question - who is your favorite "YouTuber?"

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    Another (better?) random question: Planet Caravan vs Solitude?


    For me, it's Solitude, it is a much more emotionally powerful song than Planet Caravan.
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    I really want to know what to know what "insane midget music" is. It makes me think of disproportionate dwarfs stomping around while "insane midget music" is playing.

    Also, I do not intend to upset anybody with dwarfism who is reading this.

    I'm going to write a an insane midget song, and record it. It's going to have an octave pattern, like the intro to Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix.

    Maybe that can be a new metal subgenre. Insane midget metal.
    Or, there can be insane midgetcore, which is a subgenre of the fictional genre midgetcore.

    I'm sure there's already something called midgetcore.
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    I'm going to make a list of insane midget genres:



    Insane Midget Rock
    Insane Midget Metal
    Insane Midgetcore
    Insane Midgetgrind
    Insane MidDjent
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    I hate the flu...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy Underdog View Post
    I hate the flu...

    Me too. It's fine during the school year, but I hate stomach "flu" no matter what.
    Also, sorry for four replies in a row, kind of a dumb intention getting thing, I shouldn't have done that.


    I did a web search of "insane midget music," and I saw a video of a midget dancing in an erotic way.
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    If the Confederate soldiers were deemed traitors and committed treason, why was the Confederate flag allowed to go up in the first place?
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    Quote Originally Posted by OzzyIsDio View Post
    If the Confederate soldiers were deemed traitors and committed treason, why was the Confederate flag allowed to go up in the first place?

    The First Amendmant.
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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhOrgo5t4Q


    That's what I got when I looked up "insane midget music."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Wizard View Post
    The First Amendmant.
    I'm talking about it going up in front of government buildings and being incorporated into state flags, just a random thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EDTRADER View Post
    Whats the use when death calls?
    Two Tony Martin Sabbath songs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OzzyIsDio View Post
    If the Confederate soldiers were deemed traitors and committed treason, why was the Confederate flag allowed to go up in the first place?
    To remember those who fought bravely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OzzyIsDio View Post
    I'm talking about it going up in front of government buildings and being incorporated into state flags, just a random thought.
    Actually, that's a good question. Individuals have free speech. I know nothing about states.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Typhon View Post
    To remember those who fought bravely.
    And I agree and also believe that its a symbol of their Southern heritage and the Confederate flag was bigger than slavery, it was about states rights and the federal government's infringement on them, something we're going through today, with the federal government overturning laws us little people vote into place.

    Now these politicians and sheeple want the flag removed. Slavery and racism started long before the Confederate flag was even thought of, now they are using current unfortunate events that happened to have it removed.

    Look for Martial law to be implemented and the current regime to stay in power past it's eight year occupancy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OzzyIsDio View Post
    And I agree and also believe that its a symbol of their Southern heritage and the Confederate flag was bigger than slavery, it was about states rights and the federal government's infringement on them, something we're going through today, with the federal government overturning laws us little people vote into place.

    Now these politicians and sheeple want the flag removed. Slavery and racism started long before the Confederate flag was even thought of, now they are using current unfortunate events that happened to have it removed.

    Look for Martial law to be implemented and the current regime to stay in power past it's eight year occupancy.
    Just a random thought.
    "Without Black Sabbath there never would have been an Ozzy, and without Ozzy there never would have been a Black Sabbath"
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    Quote Originally Posted by OzzyIsDio View Post
    And I agree and also believe that its a symbol of their Southern heritage and the Confederate flag was bigger than slavery, it was about states rights and the federal government's infringement on them, something we're going through today, with the federal government overturning laws us little people vote into place.

    Now these politicians and sheeple want the flag removed. Slavery and racism started long before the Confederate flag was even thought of, now they are using current unfortunate events that happened to have it removed.

    Look for Martial law to be implemented and the current regime to stay in power past it's eight year occupancy.
    In addition, the KKK stole the Confederate Flag and began using it
    to symbolize their organization. This action somewhat changed the
    flag's original intended meaning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OzzyIsDio View Post
    And I agree and also believe that its a symbol of their Southern heritage and the Confederate flag was bigger than slavery, it was about states rights and the federal government's infringement on them, something we're going through today, with the federal government overturning laws us little people vote into place.

    Now these politicians and sheeple want the flag removed. Slavery and racism started long before the Confederate flag was even thought of, now they are using current unfortunate events that happened to have it removed.

    Look for Martial law to be implemented and the current regime to stay in power past it's eight year occupancy.
    Here's some truth for you:

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/outloo...6jD_story.html
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